so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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