Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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