they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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