I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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That's how twitter works, right?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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