And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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