I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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