I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Randomize
