I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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