this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Randomize
