U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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