And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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