Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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