Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just google imaged poop.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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