I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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