My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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