Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize