Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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