I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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