Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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