she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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