if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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