Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
zippers are such a cool invention
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize