Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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