The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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