what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
