garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We're too hungover to prance.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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