so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
you had me at cake vodka
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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