I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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