What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
