Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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