oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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