"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
