dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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