I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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