school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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