why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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