just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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