Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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