I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I smell like Dick and happiness
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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