That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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