i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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