just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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