I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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