my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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