these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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