Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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