He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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