her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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