on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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