Got a toothbrush?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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