Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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