My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize