You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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