singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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